Let's play JUXTAPOSE!

I am actually the Homer Garza. By the power of my wife's dragon dildo i banish you all from this thread for your insolence
dont foget to retweet my latest scheme
if anyone gets this contest right until christmas i will eat an edible shoe
Everyone act like crazy conspiracy theories in this thread please.
The winner receives a brand new 2016 Hocayoli with all the bells and whistles. HAHAHA