If I were to theoretically give everyone in this thread 0.5btc would you guys stop being babies?
You can do it cheaper by splitting 0.5 BTC to all those that provided an answer (I'm not included) and offer up a sincere apology, exactly what I tried to get you to do before this blew up to what it is now.
EDIT: With apologies to Nobitcoin (whom you may now have to make a special arrangement for).
Do that, and I'll be off your back, with perhaps me tryin' to get some of your negs removed.