Do you have dementia something? Maybe you did it while you were sleepwalking? How can you make all of this stuff and then "forget" about it.

Your excuses are really just poor. I don't see how a 17 year old is a "kiddy" either, really. You've just been caught red-handed and all the excuses you make to try and "clear your name" just keep digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole. Just give up, man.