They'll shrug their shoulders and be all, "Awww, hey, that's ok Joshie, this is the land of the free, home of the brave, you just be living the 'Mercan Dream, son!" and then send him on his way, right? Right? RIGHT? I mean, he's a good religious boy who loves himself some Jesus and fears himself some God, the 'right' god, of course, so nobody is going to be sending him to prison just for being an honest entrepreneur.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
That sounds like the sort of defence that the entire southern United States would believe. PS, I fucking hate it when American spell checkers tell me I am spelling words wrong because I used the English spelling. We invented the fucking language!