Real simple, start trading here. Seriously though, maybe : 1) Invest in a gambling site, because of the house edge you'll win in the long run 2) Have a look at this post, as I'm not going to repeat something already said https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1153888.msg12165431#msg12165431
why not simply get a job and in the meanwhile hold on to your current BTC till the halving. I am sure you will be more than happy with the amount of profit you will see on your holdings.