Don't be such a pussy, Mike. Quote the Goddamn thing:
When I was 19-years-old, I fucked dead animals, thus I shouldn't be trusted in calling out liars like Leroy Fodor on this forum.
What's it like to fuck dead animals? Don't have a clue, for I was fuckin' stoned and drunk outta my fuckin' mind when I performed such because I couldn't find any underage pussy nearby to fuck, so I fucked the closest thing to it.
At 24-years-old, I smashed a mailbox late at night because it was the in-thing to do.
At 33, I used to peek into windows of a neighborhood and jack off to women who were changing their clothes.
What do I have to say for my nefarious actions?
Blame Vod!
Now, allow me to bring you up to speed, you fuckin' idiot!
Sarcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt."[1][2] Sarcasm may employ ambivalence,[3] although sarcasm is not necessarily ironic.[4] "The distinctive quality of sarcasm is present in the spoken word and manifested chiefly by vocal inflections".[5] The sarcastic content of a statement will be dependent upon the context in which it appears.[6]That said, now onto your children you're thinkin' 'bout givin' me consent to fuck their asses...