If it's a choice between
A. ridiculous choice
and
B. another ridiculous choice
Then I would take option A in a fucking instant.
Come up with false dichotomy, proceed to show that If ~A then B. Only here, folks.
Actually, I don't think A is such a ridiculous choice. A tad simplistic and sensationalist perhaps, but if you don't have time for complexities or nuances and just want a paradigm that captures in a nutshell, the essence in which the global financial elites are driving the world, then A has it.