That "fake" shooting bullcrap theory was serious? I'll call the two friends of mine that were at the bataclan and tell them their injuries are fake so they can get out of the hospital right away! It should also help them ressurect that girl they met there. Such good news on this forum! Damn I almost believed their blood was real. That must be some serious professional holywood (french) blood.

Pardon my french but vas te faire foutre.