It's funny because even Ethereum, created by a team of dozens over the course of 18 months with $18 million in funding, had a fast-mine problem in the beginning. Nowhere near as serious as ours, but still present.
If such a well-prepared team could still make a mistake with the coin's initial emission rate, how much more likely is it for a hobbyist with a full time job (Evan) to make a mistake as well?
Evan's not allowed to be human, and the trolls still haven't said whom the fast mine hurt??? Whom did it hurt? Don't tell me people who bought high and had to sell low, because that's the volatility of the early marketplace and frankly chaos of the system we're all stuck in at the moment.