Forgot to post this here when I wrote it. Some old fogies like me might remember the tune that goes with it -- "Cover of The Rolling Stone":

We buy all kinds of pills that give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've always missed
Is the thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture
On the cover of The Economist

(Economist...) Wanna see my picture on the cover
(Mist...) Usin Bitcoin to buy five copies for my mother...(Yes)
(Mist...) Wanna see my virtual' face
On the cover of the Economist...(That's a very very good idea)!

-C