At this time I would like to announce that Head Teller repentance has been fired from his position with IKBOP. I was barely out the door on my vacation before our bank was moved to the off-topic forum and we have lost 500 BTC in deposits from confused customers who felt this was a signal the bank was in financial trouble.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  I do not blame repentance entirely for this occurrence, but as it happened on his watch I have no choice but to make him accountable.  Thank you for your service, you will receive a toaster as severance.

We are now accepting new applications for the position of Head Teller.