Seems like all the fun is in the non newbie section (gosh, BCT.org rules are ridiculous).
My last hunch for tonight: a few bits of information I've pulled up lead to you being dank?
"you must provide a credible story of how you obtained the info"
Nah,
I got nothing to lose. If I'm right, and the information is that valuable to you, then I'll take an up front payment.