I'm not mature enough to face my cluelessness like an adult, so that I could accept the generous tutelage of my betters and start to overcome my crippling stupidity, perhaps to even begin repairing some of the devastating damage that I've caused.

I bought at the top of the bubble, at EXACTLY the top, $1,200. Imagine? Accepting such momentous idiocy is more than my [already feeble] mind could bear, so I snapped.
Now I insult the only person on this forum who tries to educate me, instead of simply exploiting my inane retardedness and stealing my money.