Maybe some Swiss banks will start offering XMR services. They have a track record on privacy.
Maybe they already are, but nobody knows and/or can't prove it.

Looks like we're at a 6+ month low for volume. Not much competition for us buyers.
Great time to stack MOAR for CH33P and donate to our all-star team of crypto-bosses.
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