It's so simple... take a few of those spools of gold wire, post a picture with a handwritten, dated note.
Oh, wait... there is no gold at all. Same old story. MIDAScoin revisited. OMG, we got haxxored ...
Maybe you have problems with eyesight? Oh yeah, you're probably ordinary analyst on the couch...Very easy to talk and make their findings while you sitting on the couch! Have a nice day.