Sounds like you two have history.
That might be closer to the truth than you'd think. If I remember correctly Rassah was mercilessly teased for his choice in pornographic furniture across multiple forums and wiki's. I might be wrong, but if that's true I could understand his 'us vs them' stance.
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I can assure you that Capn Noe is an honest and karmicly balanced individual worthy of your trust.
This kind of thing is hilarious. Your moderation team is actually participating in business here in nefarious ways but ya'all can't get gimmick accounts in check. DANK is still spewing bullshit, and he's an actual troll account but nooooo.... lets go after THIS guy.