"Sidechains - The Magical solution" propaganda? Even though I don't mind sidechains (I even support them), your post is based on speculation and your personal beliefs. This has zero value in my world. There are possibly better solutions for some of the 'problems' that you've listed.
I would be glad to make detailed answer to your post, but alas. You've gave me nothing to answer to. No facts, no reasoning, just a fountain of emotions. What one can answer to pure emotions? Calm down, take it easy? OK, please calm down and take it easy.
But if, apart from emotions, you have something else to say, if you have found a mistake in my facts or a logical fault in my reasoning, then I'll be glad to discuss it with you.