Start a fake company that is going to release an ASIC 'soon' and offer pre-orders though bitcoin.
Be sure to post non-relevant and photoshopped pictures of electronics, as well as bogus stat tables that don't make any sense to any sane electronics-savvy person to convince people.
Watch the preorders flow in.
Lol. If this is actually what's going on the butthurt come January will be visible from the Moon.