Yeah...be jealous:

...I'm gonna go cry in the corner now.

I wish I had enough money for even a decent USB hub with some bitmain or scrypt miners...but nah

being a poor college kid is hard.
Can anyone give me advice - on if it's even worth the chance mining a certain coin with this crappy sha256 miner?
Anything REALLY super cheap I could buy so I'm not so pathetic?!