Can we stop with the pissing contest?

A Texan was visiting Alaska, and was out fishing with an Alaskan.  Both of them doing the "my state is bigger than yours" thing, when the Texan said he had to piss.  The Alaskan said, oh just go over the boat's rail, and the Alaskan said, good idea, I need to go as well.  So both of them started pissing, and the Texan says, Ooooh, that water's cold!  Winking at the Alaskan, who turned to the Texan and said, yah, and it ain't very deep either

Ok, enough o that boys!