I must have hit a nerve when I called you juvenile. Are you really this unbalanced? Your fascination with feces and other people's mothers paints a sordid picture. Just so you know my mother passed away over 10 years ago, so keep feeding your self-imposed version of reality if you must. And for future reference Arizona is not Iowa.
Your obsession with Bruno is really sick. Please seek professional help ASAP.
You obviously do not understand what the word obsession means. You are so obsessed you took the moniker of the person of your obsession. If you are ever in the southwest I can hook you up with a good therapist.