Cliff notes?
Sure:
- Had girlfriend
- Spent excessive time obsessing about bitcoin, lost girlfriend
- Promised to stop obsessing about bitcoin, girlfriend becomes wife
- Failed to understand the mathematics of economic theory and basics of bitcoin mining
- Lied to wife about losing money in attempt to gain more bitcoins
- Covered up the lie by lying more and using excessive debt to try and gain more bitcoins
- Obsessively used the same process that caused the debt to try to gain enough bitcoins to get out of the overwhelming debt before wife finds out
- Wife found out. No more wife. No more bitcoins. No more money.
WTF?! This is totally not what happened. Firstly, they were never married and secondly, the reason the girlfriend left was because they were engaged for over a year and a half with no wedding date set. Where did you get this mis-information?! You would never get a job at Cliff's Notes! I shudder to think of how you would butcher Shakespeare where you to condense it for us.
Do NOT use this guys notes for study purposes people!
I thought his fiancé broke up with him because he had a girlfriend...
...Or was it his girlfriend that broke up with him because of his fiancé?
/continuity