My investment is distributed among multiple miners like CMW, Eobot, Bitcoin Club Mining etc and they are doing pretty well.
Hey, what a quality portfolio!
Why not put some into Hourlymine.com and Bitminer.eu as well? They meet all your criteria of absolutely no proof of mining and crazy cheap hashrate, then you'll have a Royal Flush of Shit.
I'm sure your friend with the scam monitor site could be persuaded to list them as "Paying" if they send him a few sats.
~This is not investment advice and should not be construed as such~