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Falling? Like due to gravity, the magical thing flat earth people say doesn't exist?
It must be magic because the physicists sure can't explain it.
"Everything is a source of gravity, for reasons that we ultimately do not understand." -- http://van.physics.illinois.edu/QA/listing.php?id=195
You're so far up your ass that you think ignorance somehow can't find you there.
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This reminds me of Igli, in Robert Heinlein's Glory Road... except that it was sown Igli's mouth and not up his a**.
