"Couldn't find wifi on my trip."

Where the fux did you go? The Congo? The Nile? Denial?? Cellphone reception is rampant unless you vacationed to your long lost cousin's home in BFE.

'Got keylogged.'

How TF did you sign a message, then?



The amount of endless stories smells of a trail deterrent. Toss 100 hams on various trails. They all smell like honey, yet they are all rotting flesh.