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Re: Do you believe that Satoshi is still active on Bitcointalk.org?
by
tyz
on 30/12/2015, 14:47:59 UTC
Old stuff. Seems you have copied it from the Chuck Norris memes. But however, all would fit to my imagination about Satoshi  Cheesy

Just wondering, if you believe that Satoshi is still participating on Bitcointalk.org actively using a different pseudonym?

Satoshi...... is it you.................HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh


 MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Satoshi's (he just lets you use it).
 Satoshi can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
 Satoshi  can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
 The only pattern Satoshi  knows is God Object.
 Satoshi  finished World of Warcraft.
 Project managers never ask Satoshi  for estimations…ever.
 Satoshi  doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
 “It works on my machine” always holds true for Satoshi .
 Satoshi doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
 Satoshi can delete the Recycling Bin.
 Satoshi can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
 Satoshi doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
 Satoshi ’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Satoshi.
 When Satoshi  is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.