Old stuff. Seems you have copied it from the Chuck Norris memes. But however, all would fit to my imagination about Satoshi
Just wondering, if you believe that Satoshi is still participating on Bitcointalk.org actively using a different pseudonym?
Satoshi...... is it you.................







MySpace actually isnt your space, its Satoshi's (he just lets you use it).
Satoshi can write infinite recursion functions
and have them return.
Satoshi can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
The only pattern Satoshi knows is God Object.
Satoshi finished World of Warcraft.
Project managers never ask Satoshi for estimations
ever.
Satoshi doesnt use web standards as the web will conform to him.
It works on my machine always holds true for Satoshi .
Satoshi doesnt do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Satoshi can delete the Recycling Bin.
Satoshi can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
Satoshi doesnt bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Satoshi s keyboard doesnt have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Satoshi.
When Satoshi is web surfing websites get the message Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?.