To James McCarthy (a.k.a) Nefario (a.k.a) Satoshi Nakamoto
This is such a huge insult to Satoshi, it's not even funny.
I lolled. If it turns out a barely articulate dood hailing from some London slum came up with the original protocol in spite of not knowing what arbitrage is, we know for a fact we're stuck in a play and the world is a stage.