Usagi: "I am not a scammer"
The rest of us: "But an Unethical Scummyfuck tag does not exist so this will have to do"
w/e, Usagi is another version of Dank - the trolls will consistently bomb the threads for us

Hilarity will ensue.
Long live those trolls.
You lied in order to break a contract you signed with me and then you were an asshole about it on the forums. Actually, you yourself pretty much deserve a scammer tag for what you did.