Okay, I have considered this and I will be okay with receiving 0.15 BTC upon successful arrival.

I'd really like to use an escrow service, and I'd really like 0.02 BTC today and 0.13 BTC upon successful arrival because it's gonna take a few bucks to ship the mflb.

That's after I upload a VIDEO of me sealing it in an envelope and, within the same video, dropping it in the mail box. I will provide tracking tonight, too. My mom provided me with like $20 in stamps, so shipping is no issue and I'll pack it well.

I will be fine with 0.05 BTC before I upload; 0.05 BTC after video is confirmed; 0.05 BTC when item is received.

0.05 BTC is bloody $15-$20; moreover, why would I go to this effort for such a small sum. You will, as I said, receive my ID (and a pic of it next to my face) with my personal facebook as part of this.