Actually, why do we blame Vod? I honestly have no idea I just made this to parodize the other blame vod thread.
There was a 2 week period earlier this summer where every second thread in meta was about me. It was at that time I announced my scambusting retirement and went on a vacation.
When I came back I discovered that my successor, QuickSeller, was corrupt. As a result I'm still somewhat active in scam busting until someone steps up to take my place.
Since the scammers are the most vocal, I am likely to be blamed for a lot.

This motherfucker forced me to have anal sex with a pigeon, then blackmailed me to change my avatar to what it is now or he would release photos of said lewd act (to be fair, Vod promised that he would blur the face of the
in all the photos).