Progressive's slogan should be "Go with the Flo"

I was let go from my AD Agency position when I came up with a great slogan for the US Mail Service... "Go Postal".
Geico actually treats their customers like idiots and says "Save 15% or
Moron Car Insurance". They have their customers locked in a trance from the Gecko (Get Go).

Speaking of Lying Lizards I bet BigVern takes his 6 Chameleon Dollars and tries to leave the Feds holding his tail after he hightail's it out of there with the loot.
So, if anybody sees a big-ass Texas pickup truck haulin' a million-dollar mansion 'crossin' Florida state lines, wave, and say, "You da man, Paul Vernon. You da man!"