Obviously you are being MITM attacked by the government for participating in a subversive p2p network currency.
You think you're joking but that's exactly what's happening lol
http://exiledonline.com/isucker-big-brother-internet-culture/...CloudFlares CEO Matthew Prince made a weird, glib admission that he decided to start the company only after the Department of Homeland Security gave him a call in 2007 and suggested he take the technology behind Project Honey Pot one step further