..but there is also a surreptitious judean's people front "splitter" strategy in effect: bitcoin xt, bitcoin unlimited, bip101010101010, segwit, soft/hard/easy ph0rkers.. dat nuthouse.

Ya but WTF is this supposed to mean!? I mean, srsly ppl!
Just srsly

It means Galvinista malcontents won't stop splitting once they begin. Their rump consensus will inevitably cleave further, as crazed pro and anti CLTV/RBF/segwit factions create more incompatible forks.
Bitcoin Reloaded (XT +softfork segwit -RBF -blacklists -checkpoints), Bitcoin Extreme (Unlimited +hardfork segwit -CLTV +FSSRBF), Bitcoin Unbound (something something Sensor Ships blah blah blah Because Fuck Peter Todd amirite) etc.

Edit: Don't forget ICantBelieveItsNotBitcoin (Classic -anything Blockstream is in favor of +1 minute blocks +eternal 25BTC block reward +Frap.doc).

Maybe people are just worried that anything you're backing is bound to fail.