Here are a few great quotes from the movie Full Metal Jacket:
"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifles a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you WILL be faithful! Port, hut!"
 "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam - the jewel of Southeast Asia. I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture - and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"
 "My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming F--k Fantasy. I'm so happy that I am alive, in one piece, and short. I'm in a world of s--t, yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid."