We can't both be quite happy with how things are changing, because one of us keeps frantically trying to protect the status quo
We'd just all be happy if you could leave Bitcoin alone and take care of your altcoins.
Everytime one of you forkers open his mouth with yet another flavored governance coup the market drops.
I mean, I'm expecting moon this year and you damn f0rkers are NOT going to ruin this

Moon without scaling. Is there an even dumber desire anywhere out there? That a majority has the desire to fork you totalitarian Pseudobitcoiners with your Blockstream Altcoin out of the game should not be a surprise.