I'm calling for you to take responsibility for your disruption of the threads calling for an assessment of Bitcoin's legal standing. This is something that needs to be done, and is not helped by the invocation of various "everybody knows" laws at every turn.
I've done nothing of the sort. You can feel free about funding a legal analysis, but I already have a pretty good idea what the net result would be. Nor have I said anything about "everybody" knows anything, if that were so, there would not be nearly the level of misinformation on this forum or the Internet at large. I've been operating under the general assumption that most people are wilfully ignorant, and am genuinely surprised whenever my assumptions are wrong only rarely.
Inappropriate legal terms have been thrown about casually in reference to Bitcoin, and these may be prejudicial to Bitcoin's survival. They need to be addressed and eliminated positively, and directly. Bitcoin can be structured so that it is not a currency, is not taxable, and is not reportable. This means no 1099s or other forms, IF we do this correctly.
Good luck with your fork, keep us updated on your progress.