You know what binary options are, asshole? Yeah, I staked everything I had on $1,000 BTC, thought I was playing it extra safe.

Say what? If that's "extra" safe, what's your idea of "normal" safe? Riding a unicycle on the freeway while juggling running chainsaws? You're clearly trolling. Nobody's
that stupid.
Stupid?! This lying piece of shit who is already lying in this thread here:
VERY NICE MOMENT TO BUY. DONT MISS
in 48 hours new highs will be reached.
(I'm became FULL long, few hours ago)
P.S.
Price at btc-e will never reach 372, thats barrier
... promised me $1200 - $1800 within a month. I and my daughter (at the time studying at Vassar) trusted him.
And you know what he did? He taught us a very expensive lesson about trust.
And now you show up, to teach me another lesson, about cruelty -- to rub salt in my wounds.
Thanks, buddy.