Core has already designed "a version of Bitcoin that allows scalability."

They have been testing Segwit, Elements (sidechains), and Lightning since last year.  _Classic is the faction trying to roll back RBF and CLTV.

Oh wait, you are a Toomininsita and thus don't give a shit about exhaustive testing for new features being added to a consensus-critical distributed database.

2MB blocks "don't require much testing" so we should just roll them out Right Fucking Now, right?

Thanks for reminding the good people of Yorba Linda why _Classic is #R3KT.