Ah thanks. BADecker's comment at least makes sense now, and even easier to dismiss. I myself become quite flatulent in extreme situations, but it doesn't mean I worship flatulence as a god.
Worshipping a thing is idolatry.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me- Ex 20:3 (1st Commandement)
mean I worship flatulence as a god". That means I don't worship flatulence as a god.