Hacker
Reward
1000 BTC
$378,800.01 USD
And of course no one will get caught. This is just a play to clean off their tracks. Their using the playbook of all the other scammers that went off before them.
Exactly....
I mean there's only a billion+ people in China, how hard can it be?
In times like these? Piece of Cake

If the coins moved to a reputable business, we should be able to notify them and local law enforcement that they are in possession of stolen property. Most civilized countries that respect property rights will try to recover those funds. The only shot the hacker has is to mix the coins and swap them with other coins until the trail becomes impossible to follow.
Well I'm routing for you guys, but I won't be much help as I'm "technically retarded". If we can figure out who the perpetrator is I will help in the water boarding/tickling/cold fist with no lube process to acquire information. Keep at it gents

Pics of past experience of cold fisting if you desire to get on the list with those already expressing expertise in that field but they, too, have yet to provide evidence of said accolade.
hahaha - well I never leave photo evidence laying around, but I'll get to work - craigslist is generally a good place to start