I have one serious question about Dash, but do not want to be labelled a troll

One, or several, hard questions about Dash is not trolling.
Sociopathic flogging of horses, is.
Shot buddy.
Ok then. Being a veteran GPU miner myself (four years), I find myself wondering how Dash attracts miners to the network since, I myself, would initially balk at such terms. How is it profitable for miners, and who the hell is GPU mining Dash? I would also like to disclose that I am invested in Dash. Thanks guys!