If it's fake and cheap, I could take it apart, add some
dirt antiquing solution, and sell the pieces on Etsy as
vintage luxury steampunk jewelry findings. (Yes, really. Ugly Handmade Gift Season has already begun.)
However, while I don't care that it's fake-as-in-Rolex, you haven't yet convinced me that it isn't fake-as-in-Photoshop. I'm not asking you for a receipt or a serial number. I'm not asking you to try to open it yourself and risk damaging it. I'm not even asking for better lighting.
Just flip the watch over and take a second picture.On the other hand, if it IS real, then no, I'm not interested in paying that kind of price for a watch that doesn't even play Angry Birds.

Unless it's the free gift for opening a new account at Dank Bank. That reminds me, you never did answer my questions about the current requirements for new accounts.