heres the community
"as long as my version can handshake with other versions and happily relay data that i can validate.. i dont care what band camp of programmers made it. as long as there is no dodgy code"
That is the community that doesn't *mine* (just propagates txs and perhaps verifies txs that they receive).
You can't have multiple implementations that mine or the blockchain will fork (e.g. no-one has created a block with BitcoinJ that is in the current blockchain).
Even Mike Hearn would agree with this (as I was chastised by him for criticising the fact that there wasn't a Bitcoin RFC back in 2012).
I think that your lack of understanding is what leads you to not realise why your proposals are unfeasible.