I agree with you 100 %.
Sex is much more than just sexual act.
It's unity of mind and body between husband and wife, and fulfillment of God's blessing for them.
I fuck dads and sisters, I fuck Brads and Misters, I fuck the lads and the Misses.

It's our time now. Run and hide, little Christians.
P.S.
Don't go to that website it's selling stupid overpriced hipster shit