Mrs. buddi: What you doing?
Mr. buddi: Putting our food money on Cryptsy to make big money and get rich and always eat.
Mrs. buddi: You so smart. That why I love you. Life hard now, but no be hard later.
Mr. buddi: Trust me, honey dear, like me trust Cryptsy in spite what FUD Trolls sayeth.
Mrs. buddi: But what if Cryptsy dudes steal our food moneys?
Mr. buddi: I got all figured out in case the trillion-to-one shot happens. Me go to BitcoinTalk and beg for them to help me get our food money back.
Mrs. buddi: You mean that forum where that mean Bruno posts about eggnog enemas?
Mr. buddi: Gulp!
Mrs. buddi: Me want a divorce.