Loan amount: 0.03BTC
Today's date: January 22, 2016
Final payback date: Feb 3, 2016
Total payback amount: 0.03BTC + 1% per day
Collateral:  This account
My wallet: 123454Mt991qf6uHP4LqkwETHiaeQJ3rYB

I am making this thread self-moderated so no shit posts are being posted here.

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