Cool idea: Don't build a mining farm....build a Shih-tzu ranch.
A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
Some day... I'll have a pack of wild free range shih-tzus running around on the farm. They'll all be completely bald and we'll be rich I tells ya.
How many handfuls are you looking for? 2, 6, 12? Address is in my profile when you're ready.