Question: Why is your pretend COLD WALLET connected to a live network, thus negating the term COLD WALLET?
Prosecutor: Paul Vernon, please explain how a cold wallet is secure.
PV: Sure. Coins are put in a safe then locked, and the key is tossed into a live volcano.
Prosecutor: So, how were Cryptsy's coins stolen?
Fucking volcanos... I knew we couldn't trust them, what with all the smoke screens and spewing lava bullshit.