*lol*
I love this thread. Better than stand-up comedy any day.
Hope it runs for a while.

'Pure White Pig'?
Oh yes!
I don't know if 'Pig' is the correct term here as pigs are more brownish-pink, but heck yes, why not?

I can even give you some more food for trolling:
German and Afrikaans speaking white male from South Africa.
Now let's see what you make of that.

C'mon doggie, show us your bark. Woof! Woof!