It appears the entire black market / shady soviets are moving to altcoins till post-bitcoin classic armageddon is resolved with a single chain.
Moving to altcoins...that aren't named Monero! Why XMR and ETH only alts in deep red today? So crazy.
Is it International Pump A Shitcoin Day? 
yup, dow is bouncing.
ps: thx for the inputs above, red the segwit faq since it came out, yet still not convinced, i'd rather have my money secured by lean code.
There are known problems with Bitcoin's existing code we need SW to fix. IE, your money isn't currently secured as well as it could be given segwit.
SW doesn't add as much code as the Tooministas and their Buttcoin allies FUD on about. It's an elegant solution to about 10 problems - not a gimmick or a Trojan horse or a kludge. That's why wallet devs are eager to make their products compatible with the planned upgrade (presently undergoing testing).